Tesla’s Going to Crash to Earth, and the Profits Could Be Out of This World

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Shah Gilani

Remember last year, when Elon Musk launched his red Tesla roadster into space on a SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket?

He's quite the showman, and it was quite a show.

Musk even went so far as to put a mannequin in a fancy spacesuit in the drivers' seat, next to a screen that said "DON'T PANIC!" – a cosmic inside joke for all the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" fans watching.

For a couple hours, us Earthlings and other ground-dwelling types could watch the space Tesla and its spaceman passenger on a live streaming feed, up there hurtling through the heavens.

The Tesla will be up there forever, "they" say, circling the Sun, out beyond the orbit of Mars, though CNBC quoted a couple of Canadian astronomers as saying there's a 6% chance the Tesla will crash back to Earth sometime in the next 1 million years.

Back here on Earth, Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ: TSLA) has done a pretty good job of defying gravity, too…

… but I don't need to be an astronomer to predict this space rock is going to come down hard to leave a big, smoking crater in the ground.

Now, I recommended a very special, specific position for my elite Zenith Trading Circle Members – one with stratospheric profit potential.

But the impact from this catastrophic reentry is going to be so big, anyone can make some money…

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Shah Gilani

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Shah Gilani is the Event Trading Specialist for Money Map Press. In Zenith Trading Circle Shah reveals the worst companies in the markets - right from his coveted Bankruptcy Almanac - and how readers can trade them over and over again for huge gains.Shah is also the proud founding editor of The Money Zone, where after eight years of development and 11 years of backtesting he has found the edge over stocks, giving his members the opportunity to rake in potential double, triple, or even quadruple-digit profits weekly with just a few quick steps. He also writes our most talked-about publication, Wall Street Insights & Indictments, where he reveals how Wall Street's high-stakes game is really played.

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